A friend just shared with me this stock market story 😁

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A lot of monkeys lives near a village.🐒

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!🐵

He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. 🙊

The villagers thought that this man is mad.🙄

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?🤔

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. 😬

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.😬

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each. 😉

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!🐒

They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.🐒

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!😮

The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.🙊

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.😉

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week.  And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!😉

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.  He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.🐒

The merchant went home.😉

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly. 😉

This news spread like fire.  Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.😬

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.🐵🤑

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each.  The rich bought monkeys in big lots.  The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys! 🙊

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return. 🤑

But nobody came! ...😳 Then they ran to the employee ...🙄

But he has already left too !😉

The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ 700 each and unable to sell them! 😩

This business is known as the...
STOCK MARKET ..😜

SBI NEW RULES FROM 1st APRIL'17

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1. Minimum 3 times deposit free in your account, After more then 3 times deposit you will pay 50/- per deposit.
2. Minimum 5000/- balance maintain in metro city branch account holder.
3. Minimum 3000/- balance maintain in city/town branch account holder
4. Minimum 2000/- balance maintain in semi urban area branch account holder.
5. Minimum 1000/- balance maintain in villages branch account holder
6. If you not maintain minimum amount in your account you will pay up to 200/- + extra surcharge.(depending on how many days)
7. SBI ATM free for 5 times use, after 5 times you will pay 10/- per transactions.
8. Other bank ATM free for 3 times use, after 3 times you will pay 20/- per transactions.
9. Unlimited SBI ATM use without any charges, If you maintain 25000/- in your SBI savings account.
10. Unlimited SBI & OTHER BANK ATM use without any charges, If you maintain 100000/- in your SBI savings account
11. 15/- SMS charge you will pay after 3 months, (SMS charge free, If you maintain 25000/- in your SBI savings account)

There is a PROTEST AGAINST  TRANSACTION FEES AND DECREASING RATE OF INTEREST ON OUR DEPOSITS.
Let the banks also experience the public power. They are thieves. Imagine . To withdraw your own money you have to pay service charge to the Bank and you pay Service Tax on the Service Charge to the Govt.

To this end April 06, 2017 will be a no transaction day  with banks. If they don't rollback. Let's plan April 24,25,26, 2017  as no transaction days. We will continue this until there is no roll back on service charges .

Keep spreading this message every 5 days to all ur FB , mails and W App contacts.

It is difficult but not impossible otherwise banks will go on adding various  new charges now and then. RBI Governer is a puppet and has no control nor understands the economics.

This protest is for our benefit to control banks to adding new charges.

Let's come together and show the
POWER OF UNITY.

Banks have started to increase transaction fee!

Service tax has gone up big time and will increase even more!

We were taxed for earning money.
We are taxed for spending money.
We were taxed for hoarding money.
We are taxed for withdrawing money.
We are taxed for depositing money.
We are taxed for service money
We are taxed (cess)for education
We are taxed for Swatch Bharat
We are taxed for purchase
We are taxed for sales
We are taxed for manufacturing
We are taxed for public Utility
Earning is a crime.
Saving is a crime.
Spending is a crime.
Donating to Political Parties is the only good act.
😡😡😡

Postal SB A/c

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 Hi Friends ! I suggest you all to open a Postal SB A/c at a post office nearby your home.
Opening balance : Rs.100
Minimum balance : Rs.50.
Get an ATM card within 15 days. You can then use the postal ATM card in any other bank's ATM and also use other bank's card in Postal ATM available at Head post offices. 0% charges for any number of transactions. Mobile and internet banking available. You can use this opportunity to avoid the unwanted hidden charges taken from YOUR MONEY ! Usage of other ATM cards in Postal ATMs came into effect from
January 1 2017 , But people aren't aware due to lack of advertisement. If not for you, do it for your parents , brothers and sisters. Use the opportunity and Spread the Awareness 😊