A friend just shared with me this stock market story 😁

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A lot of monkeys lives near a village.🐒

One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!🐵

He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. 🙊

The villagers thought that this man is mad.🙄

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?🤔

Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. 😬

This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.😬

After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each. 😉

The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!🐒

They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.🐒

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!😮

The villagers start to lose sleep! ... They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.🙊

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.😉

Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week.  And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!😉

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.  He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.🐒

The merchant went home.😉

The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.☹

Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly. 😉

This news spread like fire.  Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.😬

The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.🐵🤑

The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each.  The rich bought monkeys in big lots.  The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys! 🙊

The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return. 🤑

But nobody came! ...😳 Then they ran to the employee ...🙄

But he has already left too !😉

The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ 700 each and unable to sell them! 😩

This business is known as the...
STOCK MARKET ..😜

SBI NEW RULES FROM 1st APRIL'17

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1. Minimum 3 times deposit free in your account, After more then 3 times deposit you will pay 50/- per deposit.
2. Minimum 5000/- balance maintain in metro city branch account holder.
3. Minimum 3000/- balance maintain in city/town branch account holder
4. Minimum 2000/- balance maintain in semi urban area branch account holder.
5. Minimum 1000/- balance maintain in villages branch account holder
6. If you not maintain minimum amount in your account you will pay up to 200/- + extra surcharge.(depending on how many days)
7. SBI ATM free for 5 times use, after 5 times you will pay 10/- per transactions.
8. Other bank ATM free for 3 times use, after 3 times you will pay 20/- per transactions.
9. Unlimited SBI ATM use without any charges, If you maintain 25000/- in your SBI savings account.
10. Unlimited SBI & OTHER BANK ATM use without any charges, If you maintain 100000/- in your SBI savings account
11. 15/- SMS charge you will pay after 3 months, (SMS charge free, If you maintain 25000/- in your SBI savings account)

There is a PROTEST AGAINST  TRANSACTION FEES AND DECREASING RATE OF INTEREST ON OUR DEPOSITS.
Let the banks also experience the public power. They are thieves. Imagine . To withdraw your own money you have to pay service charge to the Bank and you pay Service Tax on the Service Charge to the Govt.

To this end April 06, 2017 will be a no transaction day  with banks. If they don't rollback. Let's plan April 24,25,26, 2017  as no transaction days. We will continue this until there is no roll back on service charges .

Keep spreading this message every 5 days to all ur FB , mails and W App contacts.

It is difficult but not impossible otherwise banks will go on adding various  new charges now and then. RBI Governer is a puppet and has no control nor understands the economics.

This protest is for our benefit to control banks to adding new charges.

Let's come together and show the
POWER OF UNITY.

Banks have started to increase transaction fee!

Service tax has gone up big time and will increase even more!

We were taxed for earning money.
We are taxed for spending money.
We were taxed for hoarding money.
We are taxed for withdrawing money.
We are taxed for depositing money.
We are taxed for service money
We are taxed (cess)for education
We are taxed for Swatch Bharat
We are taxed for purchase
We are taxed for sales
We are taxed for manufacturing
We are taxed for public Utility
Earning is a crime.
Saving is a crime.
Spending is a crime.
Donating to Political Parties is the only good act.
😡😡😡

Postal SB A/c

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 Hi Friends ! I suggest you all to open a Postal SB A/c at a post office nearby your home.
Opening balance : Rs.100
Minimum balance : Rs.50.
Get an ATM card within 15 days. You can then use the postal ATM card in any other bank's ATM and also use other bank's card in Postal ATM available at Head post offices. 0% charges for any number of transactions. Mobile and internet banking available. You can use this opportunity to avoid the unwanted hidden charges taken from YOUR MONEY ! Usage of other ATM cards in Postal ATMs came into effect from
January 1 2017 , But people aren't aware due to lack of advertisement. If not for you, do it for your parents , brothers and sisters. Use the opportunity and Spread the Awareness 😊

I have received on whatsapp! READ...

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 This is arguably the most beautiful story I have received on whatsapp! READ...

A lady worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when she finished with her work schedule, she went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of misfortune, the door closed and she was locked inside with no help in sight. Although she screamed and knocked with all her might, her cries went unheard as no one could hear her. Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room it's impossible to hear what was going on inside. Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge of death, the security guard of the factory eventually opened the door. She was miraculously saved from dying that day. When she later asked the security guard how he had come to open the door, which wasn't his usual work routine, this was his explanation:
"I've been working in this factory for 35 years. Hundreds of workers come in and out every day, but you're one of the few who greet me in the morning and say goodbye to me every evening when leaving after work. Many treat me as if I'm invisible. Today, as you reported for work, like all other days, you greeted me in your simple manner 'Hello'. But this evening after working hours, I curiously observed that I had not heard your "Bye, see you tomorrow". Hence, I decided to check around the factory. I look forward to your 'hi' and 'bye' every day because they remind me that I am someone. By not hearing your farewell today, I knew something had happened. That's why I was searching every where for you."
Moral Lesson to reflect upon: Be humble, love and respect those around you. Try to have an impact on people who cross your path every day, you never know what tomorrow will bring. Let this story be an inspiration.  Let's share to inspire others; someone shared this to inspire me  and I've been greatly inspired by this story

What Time Should You Sleep?

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 What Time Should You Sleep?
Is there a best time to sleep?
There is a saying that sleeping early and waking up early is good for your health. How true is that? Is it alright to sleep late and wake up late?

You actually have an amazing biological clock ticking inside your body. It is very precise. It helps to regulate your various body functions including your sleeping time.

From 11pm to 3am, most of your blood circulation concentrates in your liver. Your liver gets larger when filled with more blood. This is an important time when your body undergoes detoxification process. Your liver neutralizes and breaks down body toxins accumulated throughout the day.

However if you don't sleep at this time, your liver cannot carry out this detoxification process smoothly.

● If you sleep at 11pm, you have full 4 hours to detoxify your body.
● If you sleep at 12am, you have 3 hours.
● If you sleep at 1am, you have 2 hours.
● And if you sleep at 2am, you only have 1 hour to detoxify.

What if you sleep after 3am? Unfortunately, you won't have any time to actually detoxify your body.

If you continue with this sleeping pattern, these toxins will accumulate in your body over time. You know what happens next.

What if you sleep late and wake up late?

Have you tried going to bed very late at night? Did you realize you feel very tired the next day no matter how much you sleep?

Sleeping late and waking up late is indeed very bad for your health. Besides not having enough time to detoxify your body, you will miss out other important body functions too.

From 3am to 5am, most blood circulation concentrates in your lung. What should you do at this moment? Well, you should exercise and breathe in fresh air. Take in good energy into your body, preferably in a garden. At this time, the air is very fresh with lots of beneficial negative ions.

From 5am to 7am, most blood circulation concentrates in your large intestine. What should you do at this moment? You should poop ! Pass out all unwanted poop from your large intestine. Prepare your body to absorb more nutrients throughout the day.

From 7am to 9am, most blood circulation concentrates in your stomach. What should you do at this moment? Have your breakfast ! This is your most important meal in a day. Make sure you have all the required nutrients from your breakfast. Not having breakfast causes lots of health problems for you in the future.

There you are...the most ideal way to start your day.

After fully detoxifying your blood during your sleep, you wake up fresh to inhale beneficial energy. Then you pass out unwanted poop from your large intestine. After that, you take in balanced nutrients to prepare your body for a new day.

No wonder people living in villages or farms is healthier. They sleep early and wake up early. They follow their natural biological clock.

Living in city, we have more difficulty in following this sleeping schedule. We have good lighting, TV and internet to delay our precious sleeping time.

Follow your natural timetable.

What if you're offered a night shift job? I recommend you to reject it even if the salary is higher. For long term, you may need to spend more money for your health problems.

What if you have assignment to do until late at night? Well, why not sleep early and wake up earlier to do it? Just shift your work time f rom late night to early morning. You get the same time. But your body will appreciate it.

Try to follow this timing as close as possible. Make it your daily routine.

🙏 MEDICAL FITNESS

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 ((( PREVENTION IS BETTER THAN CURE )))

MEDICAL FITNESS:-
----------------------

       CHOLESTEROL
           ------------------
Cholesterol ---   <  200
HDL  ---  40  ---  60
LDL  ---    <  100
VLDL --     <  30
Triglycerides --   <  150
----------------------------

         CHOLESTEROL
         ----------------
Borderline --200 -- 239
High ----    >  240
V.High --    >  250
----------------------------

            LDL
           ------
Borderline --130 ---159
High ---  160  ---  189
V.High --  > 190
----------------------------

           TRIGLYCERIDES
           -----------------
Borderline - 150 -- 199
High --   200  ---  499
V.High --     >   500
----------------------------

      
        PLATELETS COUNT
       ----------------------
1.50  Lac  ----  4.50 Lac
----------------------------

              BLOOD
             -----------
Vitamin-D --  50   ----  80
Uric Acid --  3.50  ---  7.20
----------------------------

            KIDNEY
           ----------
Urea  ---   17   ---   43
Calcium --  8.80  --  10.60
Sodium --  136  ---  146
Protein  --   6.40  ---  8.30
----------------------------

           HIGH BP
          ----------
120/80 --  Normal
130/85 --Normal  (Control)
140/90 --  High
150/95 --  V.High
----------------------------

         LOW BP
        ---------
120/80 --  Normal
110/75 --  Normal  (Control)
100/70 --  Low
90//65 --   V.Low
----------------------------

              SUGAR
             ---------
Glucose (F) --  70  ---  100
(12 hrs Fasting)
Glucose (PP) --  70  --- 140
(2 hrs after eating)
Glucose (R) --  70  ---  140
(After 2 hrs)
----------------------------
   
             HAEMOGLOBIN
            -------------------
Male --  13  ---  17
Female --  11 ---  15
RBC Count  -- 4.50 -- 5.50
                           (million)
----------------------------

           PULSE
          --------
72  per minute (standard)
60 --- 80 p.m. (Normal)
40 -- 180  p.m.(abnormal)
----------------------------

          TEMPERATURE
          -----------------
98.4 F    (Normal)
99.0 F Above  (Fever)

Please help your Relatives, Friends by sharing this information....

Heart Attacks And Drinking Warm Water:

This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attack's . The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating. For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is very Harmful to have Cold Drink/Water during a meal. Because, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer . It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.

French fries and Burgers
are the biggest enemy of heart health. A coke after that gives more power to this demon. Avoid them for
your Heart's & Health.

Drink one glass of warm water just when you are about to go to bed to avoid clotting of the blood at night to avoid heart attacks or strokes.

A cardiologist says if everyone who reads this message sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. ...

So, please be a true friend and send this article to people you care.🙏🏽🙏🏽mv ramana editor telangana kokila

How a son/daughter thinks of his/her father at different age..

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....

At 6 years....:My Dad is great!

At 8 years....:My Daddy knows everything.

At 12 years.....: My Daddy is good but he is short tempered.

At 14 years....: My Daddy was nice to me when I was young.

At 18 years.....: My Daddy is not in line with the current times. Frankly he does not know anything.

At 20 years...: My Daddy is becoming increasingly cranky and unreasonable.

At 23 years....: Oh! It is becoming difficult to tolerate Daddy! Wonder how Mother puts up with him!

At 25 years...: Daddy is objecting to everything.. Don't know when will he understand the world.

At 32 years...: It is becoming difficult to manage my son! I used to be so scared of my Dad when I was young...

At 40 years...: Daddy brought me up with so much discipline.. I wonder how he managed to handle the younger generation!..

At 45 years....: I am baffled as to how my Daddy brought us up..

At 50 years...: My Daddy faced so many hardship to bring us up...(we were 3 brothers and 2 sisters) I am unable to manage a single child!

At 55 years...: My Daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. Even at this old age, he is able to control things. He is one of his kind and unique.

At last...: 'My Daddy was great' !

Don't take so many years.....Realize it on time...
Education is not a Name of Any Degree or Certificate that can be shown to others as a Proof ...
But ...
Education is the name of Our Attitude, Actions, Language , Behavior & Personality with Others in Real Life ... !!

And thus it is Rightly said that ...

To be Born with a Personality is a Gift from your Parents ...
But ...
To Die as a Personality is an Achievement of your Own and a Return Gift to your Parents ...

V.V.IMP message from central government. New step again.

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 V.V.IMP message from central government. New step again.
This is definitely going to save u money.. 

Dear All,

This is to inform you that medicines are prescribed (by doctors) by brand name & not by the generics (Ingredients). Hence we end up paying more money for the same medicine.

Follow these few steps to know more & start saving on your medical bills.

1. Simply goto www.Manddo.com (Medicines and Doctors online) goto medicines secton

2. Search the medicine name

3. Type the medicine name which you are using (e. g. Lyrica 75mg (Pfizer company)

4. It will show u medicine company, prices and Ingredients

5. Now main point CLICK ON 'SUBSTITUTE'

6. Don't be surprised to see that same drug is available at very low cost also. And that to by other reputed manufacturer. e. g. Lyrica by pfizer is for Rs. 768.56 for 14 tab (54.89 per tab). Whereas same drug by Cipla (Prebaxe) is available ONLY @ Rs. 59.00 for 10 tab (5.9 per tab)

Please don't delete this without forwarding.

Forward to all the contacts in your phone book.

Let the move by Supreme Court benefit everyone...

There was a big lobby by Pharma companies to stop generic medicines. But court kept the interest of common man and the medical need.

"Kindness Costs Nothing" - please share it with your groups
🔶Always help others🔶

Mumbai Airport Urgent alert, please read and circulate.

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 Urgent message.                           Mumbai Airport Urgent alert, please read and circulate.


Information reaching Police formation indicates that: There is a syndicate of criminals selling beautiful key chains at Public Places, Airports, Petrol Stations. They sometimes parade themselves as sales promoters giving out free key chains. Please do not buy or accept these key chains no matter how beautiful they look.
The key chains have inbuilt tracking device chip which allows them to track you to your home or wherever your car is parked. The key holders are very beautiful to resist. Accepting same may endanger your life. All are therefore requested to pass this message to colleagues, family members and loved ones.  Be on guard.
Alert everyone.

Thanks & Regards
AIRPORT OPERATIONS CONTROL CENTRE
Mumbai International Airport Pvt Ltd    
Chhatrapati Shivaji International Airport
AOCC TOWER 4th Floor, Terminal 1B, Santacruz (E),
Mumbai 400 099, India
Office : +91 22 26156832 / 26264672 / TV4900 / 4600 / 4400
Efax : +91 22 66851575

താഴെ കാണുന്ന കോഡ് ടൈപ്പ് ചെയ്യുക

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ബാങ്കിൽ പോയി ക്യു വിൽ നിന്ന് അക്കൗണ്ട് ബാലൻസ് അല്ലെങ്കിൽ മിനി statement അറിയാൻ മണിക്കൂറുകൾ നോക്കി നിൽക്കേണ്ട. താഴെ കാണുന്ന കോഡ് ടൈപ്പ് ചെയ്യുക. ഇന്റർനെറ്റ് connection ആവശ്യം ഇല്ല 👍
ബാങ്ക് അക്കൗണ്ടിൽ രജിസ്റ്റർ ചെയ്തിട്ടുള്ള മൊബൈലിൽ മാത്രമേ ഈ സൗകര്യം ലഭിക്കുകയുള്ളു.

Dial * 99# to do basic Banking instantly. One can check balance for accounts, mini statement where the mobile number is registered & no internet required. Below are the direct codes for banks:

* 99* 41#-State Bank of India
* 99* 42#- Punjab National Bank
* 99* 43#-HDFC Bank
* 99* 44#-ICICI Bank
* 99* 45#-AXIS Bank
* 99* 46#-Canara Bank
* 99* 47#- Bank Of India
* 99* 48#-Bank of Baroda
* 99* 49#-IDBI Bank
* 99* 50#-Union Bank of India
* 99* 51#-Central Bank of India
* 99* 52#-India Overseas Bank
* 99* 53#-Oriental Bank of Commerce
* 99* 54#-Allahabad Bank
* 99* 55#-Syndicate Bank
* 99* 56#-UCO Bank
* 99* 57#-Corporation Bank
* 99* 58#- Indian Bank
* 99* 59#-Andhra Bank
* 99* 60#- State Bank Of Hyderabad
* 99* 61#- Bank of Maharashtra
* 99* 62#- State Bank of Patiala
* 99* 63#- United Bank of India
* 99* 64#-Vijaya Bank
* 99* 65#-Dena Bank
* 99* 66#-Yes Bank
* 99* 67#-State Bank of Travancore
* 99* 68#-Kotak Mahindra Bank
* 99* 69#-IndusInd Bank
* 99* 70#- State Bank of Bikaner and Jaipur
* 99* 71#- Punjab and Sind Bank
* 99* 72#-Federal Bank
* 99* 73#-State Bank of Mysore
* 99* 74#-South Indian Bank
* 99* 75#-Karur Vysya Bank
* 99* 76#-Karnataka Bank
* 99* 77#-Tamilnad Mercantile Bank
* 99* 78#-DCB Bank
* 99* 79#- Ratnakar Bank
* 99* 80#-Nainital Bank
* 99* 81#-Janata Sahakari Bank
* 99* 82#-Mehsana Urban Co-Operative Bank
* 99* 83#-NKGSB Bank
* 99* 84#-Saraswat Bank
* 99* 85#-Apna Sahakari Bank
* 99* 86#-Bhartiya Mahila Bank
* 99* 87#- Abhyudaya Co-Operative Bank
* 99* 88#-Punjab & Maharashtra Co-operative Bank
* 99* 89#-Hasti Co-Operative Bank
* 99* 90#- Gujarat State Co-Operative Bank
* 99* 91#- Kalupur Commercial Co-Operative Bank.

Also, u can dial * 99* 99# to know your Aadhaar linking and Over Draft Status.