Read some petrol jokes ...

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New Greetings:
May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,
May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, …!!!
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Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.
Decision is yours… झूम लो, या घूम लो.!!!
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All Girls’ Dream come True!
All Girls’ Dream Boys will come on horse!
All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!
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 Dear Father-in-Law,
I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.  Please take your Daughter or Car back…
I cannot afford both.
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Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month!
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Soon, Dollar has become VERYSENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.72 per US Dollar);
Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Mumbai (Rs.86 per litre) !!!
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Finally it has happened…
After decades,
Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!
Now, there will be new slogan:
JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!
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Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!
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Drink and drive should not be a problem now.
After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?
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We have the world’s cheapest car Nano  and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्ड बन गया!!!
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Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 2,00,000  in every  3 months and get a TATA Nano absolutely free. (Scheme for आम आदमी  Now he can get car with petrol! )
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Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank कर दो...
Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो...
Man: What? Why? How?
Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!
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